• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
reblogged from pained-expression (originally shingeki-no-unicorns)
23Jul14
17:57
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calumtoe:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

reblogged from pained-expression (originally calumsbum)
23Jul14
17:56
+ 46822

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

reblogged from lady-alysanne (originally croutoncat-deactivated20130803)
23Jul14
10:48
+ 167091

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

reblogged from spacebabenumber-25 (originally shubbabang)
22Jul14
23:02
+ 33929

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

reblogged from sailing-to-tortuga (originally shesthenewmayor)
22Jul14
22:12
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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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reblogged from crazy-jensenackles-fangirl (originally yorshs)
22Jul14
20:39
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makeadreamreal:

psychicdisco:

hahaha yeahhh

😂 same

reblogged from mickie-ezra (originally e-m-e-t-t)
22Jul14
20:39
+ 100715

“Don’t be obvious.”

“Don’t be obvious.”

22Jul14
20:39
+ 456

You are not your parents

reblogged from youtubersandgreenlanterns (originally atomicmarzia)
22Jul14
20:38
+ 6595

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

reblogged from fishfingers-and-the-impala (originally epiphanyvisuals)
22Jul14
20:36
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supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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reblogged from crazy-jensenackles-fangirl (originally supertrout95)
22Jul14
20:36
+ 29904

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

reblogged from fuckyeahhdinosaurs (originally hho-hhe)
22Jul14
20:35
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thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

reblogged from mickie-ezra (originally stannisbaratheon)
22Jul14
20:34
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sassygraceffa:

And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters or less why they would quote always support someone who would do something as fundamentally selfish as driving drunk.

- Josh Sundquist [x]

reblogged from ages-of-arda (originally sassygraceffa)
22Jul14
20:30
+ 379764

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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reblogged from coffee-filters (originally weavemunchers-deactivated201407)
22Jul14
20:23
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